Don’t let Ottawa’s buttoned-up exterior fool you. This here government town has got lots of HAWT happening, you just have to know where to find it. Here’s a list of some of the cool sexy events coming up in the nation’s capital:
Friday, August 3rd
Centretown Movies and Planned Parenthood Ottawa presents The Birdcage
What better way to start off your long weekend than with an outdoor screening of this campy, comic classic? All proceeds go to Planned Parenthood Ottawa (who just happen to be my employers). Huzzah for sexual health resources and paychecks!
Time: 9 pm
Place: Dundonald Park
Cost: Pay-What-You-Can
Ottawa Slowdance Night: Summer Love Edition
Get your up-close-and-personal grove on as the DJ spins (almost) all slow songs. Don’t have a date? No worries. There are designated dancers just waiting to fill up the slots on your dance cards. (For real, there are actual dance cards!)
Time: 9 p.m.
Place: Raw Sugar Café
Cost: $10 at the door
Monday, August 13th
Ottawa’s favourite sex shop wants you to do some hot summer reading. Grab a copy of this month’s selection – A Queer And Present Danger, then jam on down to Venus Envy to discuss your favourite naughty bits.
Time: 6:30
Place: Venus Envy Ottawa
Cost: FREE
Wednesday, August 15th
Get ready to mix and mingle! This twice monthly is a chance for LGBTA folk over 50 to get together and have some fun!
Time: 7:30
Place: Burgers On Main
Cost: No cover. Cash bar.
August 16th
Ottawa’s sauciest burlesque vixens take it off to some the cheesiest rock anthems, power ballads and love songs of our time!
Time: Doors at 8 p.m. Show at 9.
Place: Maxwell’s Bistro
COST: $10 at the door.
If you’ve got the lowdown on some sex-positive, queer-inclusive happenings coming up, feel free to drop me a line at nadine@adorkableundies.com or go right ahead and list them in the comments!
















.Nadine is a sexual health educator, a playwright, poet, burlesque performer, partner and parent living in Ottawa, Ontario. She enjoys candy, fashion and dreck television. She does not care for pants. Photo by Justin Van Leeuwen.
Have a question about sex and/or relationships? Dirty Laundry is my monthly column at Apartment 613. There I dispense advice on all things TMI and share steamy tips about Ottawa's sexiest places and faces. The laundry room is always open, so drop me a line at 

