I don’t suffer from penis envy. After all, I have several vibrating models in my nightstand. And while my toys serve most of my phallic needs, the one thing they don’t let me do is pee standing up. Indoor facilities are marvelous; however they aren’t always accessible. And – at the risk of being gross – there are certain places I just don’t like to squat.
Enter the Pee Zee! A simple, marvelous device invented right here in Ottawa. The Pee Zee is a collapsable cone made of non-absorbant plastic that lets us non-penial types relieve ourselves discreetly and quickly while standing up. I discovered them years ago when I worked at Venus Envy and the idea is ingenious!