04
Dec 2012

Naughty Is The New Nice (or My Letter To Santa)

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Dear Santa Claus,

Whassup? Merry Christmas, seasons greetings, holiday cheer and all that rad stuff!

This past Saturday some cool peeps at the Adult Fun Superstore invited a group of local bloggers to check out their wares at an in-store Pandora Party.

I used to host similar workshops back in my sex store days, but I haven’t been to one in years so I was keen to see what’s new in the wonderful world of adult toyland.

 

Props to your sexy elves, Santa! There are quite a few items that have made my wishlist. Yes, I am a grown woman. Putting gift requests through your office at my age is unorthodox, to be sure. But The MoMs and I are instating holiday austerity measures in anticipation of some costly plans in the new year. That leaves you and my mom as gifting sources. I think we can both agree that you are by far the more appropriate option.

I think I’ve been pretty nice this year so here, for you consideration, is my naughty Christmas wish list.

 

1. Dickalicious Penis Arousal Gel

Saying the word “dickalicious” elevates my mood by at least 17%. As a person living with clinical depression, I cannot ignore the profound effect this product might have on my quality of life.

Also? I licked it and it is super-yum.

2. Dreamworlds Steelworks Plug

 

This is some beautiful, blinged out backside hardware. I’ve been wanting to experiment with accessories. Every moment in life – including anal -is an opportunity for style!

3. Lelo Luna Beads

 

Fact: I love me some Lelo toys

Fact: I love me some vaginal balls

Fact: If you bring these for me, Santa, I will be full of Christmas cheer, all year long!

4. Sportsheet Spreader Bar

Truthfully, I’d never considered playing with one but the moment I saw this, I desperately wanted it. The neoprene cuffs are so comfy! It doesn’t take a Freudian to understand why the thought of a hard steel rod between my legs is exciting.

So, in conclusion…

Please can I have a spreader bar? Please can I have a spreader bar? Please, please, please, pretty please, please please, PLEASE?

Yours sincerely,

Nadine

 

 

 

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18
Apr 2012

My Favourite Things: The Lelo Liv

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Over the years I’ve amassed a large collection of vibrators and each one is special in it’s own way.  I’ve assured all of them that they are equally loved but secretly there one I adore most of all -  The Lelo Liv.

Lelo is a Swedish manufacturer specializing in high quality vibes and other sexy things.  Liv is one of Lelo’s most popular products and no wonder — this beauty is a cunt rockin’ superstar with an impressively long list of pros:

  • The tapered tip is great for focused clitoral and perineal stimulation
  • The long smooth shaft is great for vaginal penetration
  • Forget about hunting for a fresh pack of Duracells when the mood strikes. The Liv has a rechargable battery that lasts for 4-hours.
  • The variable speed control means you can enjoy anything from a gentle massage to spine rattling wanking.
  • The variable pulse control lets you mix things up and experience rhytyms that the human body just can’t replicate.
  • It’s quiet.
  • It’s designed with non-porous silicone and high quality plastic, which makes it super easy to clean.
  • It comes in three gorgeous colours – Dark pink, lime green and navy blue.
  • It’s easy to hold.
  • It’s got a slight curve, just like most vaginas.
  • And it comes with a one year warranty!

There are a couple of cons. It doesn’t have a flared base, so it doesn’t make a great anal toy.  And price-wise it’s somewhat costly at around $130 CDN. That having been said, if you have the means, this toy is worth saving your allowance for!

All of my vibrators have their own place in my nightstand and my heart. But my Lelo Liv is everything I’ve ever wanted in a vibrator and more; a marvel of engineering and supreme provider of orgasms. I can’t help but play favourites. Hopefully the other toys understand.

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