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According a study by, Democrats report having more sex however; Republicans reports having more orgasms. Forty percent of left-leaning respondents claimed to have orgasms “most of the time” during sexual encounters. A larger percentage of conservative respondents indicated that they experience regular orgasms but they were also more likely to report having never had sex at all.

To all you adorkable Americans, Happy Election Eve! Don’t forget to get out there tomorrow and vote!