It’s World Contraception Day! Celebrate and stick it to all those anti-choice, birth-control-denying haters…in song!
It’s possible that I’ve the Carly Rae Jespen original stuck in my head for several months now. Holla to my pal Courtney and The Radical Handmaids for passing this along. Thanks to these new lyrics people will stop looking at me funny when I start singing under my breath.
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.Nadine is a sexual health educator, a playwright, poet, burlesque performer, partner and parent living in Ottawa, Ontario. She enjoys candy, fashion and dreck television. She does not care for pants. Photo by Justin Van Leeuwen.
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Dancing dude in the red shirt is HILARIOUS!
I find it… ironic? that the M312 vote happened on Contraception Day.
Three cheers for its defeat!