Confession: I used to keep a traditional paper diary but the manly proportions of most pens made writing an unwieldy affair.  There was also something about clutching a hard, fluid spouting shaft. It gave me some…feelings. I didn’t like it. But I didn’t NOT like it, either…

Today, I’m thrilled to report my return to journaling thanks to Bic Lady Pens (For Ladies)*. Its slender design is uniquely crafted for the lady hand and they’re available in a variety of lady colours including pink, purple – and for those times we want to let our hair down – aqua!

The pens have been rigourously tested by leading ladystuffs engineers and are ideally suited for lady writing such shopping lists, overwrought break-up letters and obsessive variations of “Your First Name” + “His Last Name”.

Bic Lady Pens (For Ladies)** also features specially formulated ink that smells like a virgin’s vagina.

Thanks to Bic Lady Pens (For Ladies)***, I’ve resurrected my diary! It feels so good to once again capture my deepest lady thoughts (most of which are about ponies) in writing!  But don’t take my word for it. There are dozens of reviews on Amazon.com from satisfied lady customers!

Perhaps Bic can develop a line of woman- specific lighters next. I hate when ladies’ night gets cut short because someone went out for a smoke and set her face on fire.

 

* Warning: Not a tampon.

** Warning: Not certified kosher.

*** Warning: May turn non-lady users into a unicorn.

 

Comments

  1. NJ says:

    Those amazon reviews are hilarious! What terrible marketing.

  2. Jessica says:

    Ah that explains everything! For so long every time I’ve tried to write anything with a pen it was all science and politics and doodles of ladies buttocks being dipped in saucers of milk. It turns out I’ve been using the WRONG gender pen!

  3. Alison says:

    OMG this is so awesome. I had just shared the Amazon reviews with my Facebook followers and now I shared your post. So ridiculous, but it brings out those good lady writers… how did they do it with keyboards and not slim pretty pens in feminine hues????