photo by Philip Collier

Everything is better with a moustache.  So said a friend of mine of Twitter. A second friend chimed in and mentioned that certain parts of the anatomy are more sensitive to the prickles and tickles of facial hair. This led to the following tweet from a third pal:

“I request a poll be done on the facial hair abrasion sensation.”

Friend, your tweet is my command! Without further ado, I present the latest SexyPoll!

When Hair From Up Here Goes…Down There!

1. Have you ever received oral sex from a partner with substantial facial hair?

A. Yes.

B. No.

C. It was facial something, but I’m not certain it was hair.

 

2. On a scale of 1 to 5, (1 being orgasmic delight and 5 being head from a porcupine) how sensitive are your nethers when it comes to facial hair?

 

3. When receiving oral sex (fellatio/cunnilingus/analingus) which style(s) of facial hair do you find most comfortable?

A. Beards

B. Beards sans Moustaches

C. Goaties

D. Moustaches

E. Mutton Chops

F. Something else (I will elaborate in the comments)

G. All of the above.

H. None of the above.

 

4. When receiving oral sex, which style(s) of facial hair do you find least comfortable?

A. Beards

B. Beards sans Moustaches

C. Goaties

D. Moustaches

E. Mutton Chops

F. Something else (I will elaborate in the comments)

G. All of the above

H. None of the above

 

Which of the following grooming techniques help keep your genitals comfy when faced with facial hair?

A. Recent trimming or shaving of facial hair.

B.  A few days worth of facial growth.

C. Well established facial growth.

D. Using conditioner or other softening agents on facial hair.

E. Using wax, gel or other smoothing agents on facial hair.

F. Braiding, beading or other methods of styling facial hair.

G. Partial or full waxing of my pubic hair.

H. Partial or full growth of my pubic hair.

Have you had close encounters with facial hair? The comment section is open!

 

Comments

  1. Rusty Priske says:

    For some completely inexplicable reason, I would like to see the responses to this poll.

    :)

  2. bzabber says:

    I too would like to see the results of this poll.

  3. Jessie says:

    Are we just supposed to respond in the comment section?