During the next few weeks, I’ll be making a couple trips south of the border to visit the good ol’ U.S. of A. Since ignorance is no excuse for violating the law, I decided to look up a few sex-related statutes to ensure that none of my carnal impulses lead to an international incident. Here are a few of the bawdy prohibitions I discovered:
In Oblong, Illinois it’s against the law to have sex on your wedding day while hunting or fishing.
In parts of Virgina they will throw the book at you if you get it on while the sun’s up, with the lights on OR with your socks on.
In Arizona it’s all things in moderation, phalluses included. It is illegal to have more than two dildos in one house.
One town in Florida has declared it illegal to shower while naked. Tobias Funke would approve!