Bushes: More Than Just Pretty

There are different theories about the functions of pubic hair.  Some believe pubes are the body’s way of signaling physical maturity or trapping the fragrant pheromones that drive potential sexual partners to distraction. But I know that the true purpose of nether-fuzz is to protect individuals like yours truly from the painful consequences of her highly evolved propensity for klutziness.

That I am going to to stride crotch-first into a supermarket display peg is a given.  As such, the lack of  padding that comes as a result of hair removal is something I would have done well to consider before my last visit to the aesthetician.  Vanity comes at a price. That price is a big, honkin’ bruise where the sun don’t shine!

Ouch!

Comments

  1. Robin says:

    Oh OWWW!!!!

  2. Nat says:

    Ouch! Careful with them girl bits…

    I would counter however, that you would still have a bit honking bruise… it just wouldn’t be so visible.